The DC Improv hosts the world's most deadliest stand-up tournament ... and it returns March 18. Get to know your combatants for Comedy Kumite 9!
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Jared Stern
Nickname: Or Current Resident
Also Great At: Exchanging oxygen for carbon dioxide
Historical Figure I Could Take in a Fight: Me as a child, probably. I've beefed up since then.
Strangest Thing in My "Rocky"-style Training Montage: Aggressive topiary
I Stay Humble By: Realizing I might never reach the expectations I read on my vitamin bottle every morning, "B Complex".
Movie That Closest Mirrors My Personal Journey: The Sound of Music, but on "Mute"
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